Well E3 is here again and with it comes a barrage of thousands of gigabytes of videos and we’ve got you covered just in case you missed any of them.
Starting off, we have Halo 4.
Halo has always had some pretty sweet trailers and this one is no different, everything is all good and wonderful until shit hits the fan and the UNSC starship blows up. We get to see some hand to hand combat and some new enemy types and cortana completely lose her mind. Should be interesting
Next up is the Gears of War: Judgement trailer.
Just when you thought that Gears of War was finished with, they go and do this. Kilo Squad, led by Baird that contains a girl, a black guy, and some white guy that’ll die in the first 10 minutes of the game. Coming in 2013 we will get completely frustrated with the multiplayer and never play it again.
Next up is Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider is back with a darker, grittier look than we’ve ever seen before. I’m not sure how quickly I’ll become annoyed with the crying and moaning that will inevitably happen when laura gets shot or stabbed, but i’m betting it’ll be quick. Killing deer with a bow to survive, fending off attacks from wolves and some other bad guys. Tomb Raider is looking to be a pretty decent game. Maybe an uncharted competitor for the Xbox 360?
Splinter Cell Blacklist
I honestly didn’t see this one coming but after watching this trailer I’m interested. We see some new tools all available to be used by Sam with the fluid action that is looking to be pretty awesome. Releasing spring 2013.
Next up, Resident Evil 6
How many more of these can they make? Sure it’ll be great just like they have all been. with more zombies than the last and in some pretty interesting locations like airplanes and airports to crowded city streets. You’ll be fighting against the biggest and baddest monster-zombies. Cool vehicles, better guns, and scary monsters. Sounds like a good time. Releasing October 2nd 2012.
Forza Horizon is up next
and it looks like they’ve sort of gone away from the official tracks of Forza 4 and moved to the streets and highways of what looks to be america. We get more of the licensed cars from BMW, Audi, Dodge, Porsche, Mitsubishi with more dubstep and WUB WUB than you even have room for. Night racing, canoyons, crashing and speed. Looks like another hit I’m excited to get my hands on this. Coming October 23rd 2012
Ascend: New Gods
I had never heard of Ascend: New Gods but it looks like a pretty interesting little game by the guy who did Toy Soldiers. It has a very similar feel to the toy soldiers series, minus the whole giant killing aspect. Reminds me a little bit of a god of war/ shadow of the colossus.
South Park: The Stick of Truth
THQ is working on a licensed South Park game and my god it looks great. You get the feeling that you are playing through an episode of the TV show. It’s an RPG that lets you choose what powers you have while fighting along stan, kyle, cartman, and kenny.
Dance Central 3 is here
They’re just printing money now, another Dance Central game and every girl under the sun is going to buy. we get more of the songs of today with some of the songs of the 70’s 80’s and 90’s we even get to dougie, because everyone has to learn to dougie. and it’s coming this fall.
Then we have “Matter”
what’s the matter with you? After looking at this trailer I have absolutely no clue what the game is about except that you might be a little floating robot ball under attack from angry red crab robots. It’s a kinect title and it’s coming in 2013.
Apparently this lady Iris is wicked smart, wicked fast, and wicked deadly. And is apparently a motorcycle? It’s like Knight Rider but it’s a girl motorcycle? What the fuck?
Fable The Journey (the game that nobody wanted)
well we’re getting it anyway. The on rails kinect game that makes me hate everything is coming to my house never, but yours this holiday season.