Sell Stock in Sony

When you go to the grocery store and want to buy Dr. Pepper but realize they only sell grocery store knockoffs called Dr. Thunder, you’re slightly disappointed. Well Sony is pretty much releasing an entire line of Dr. Thunder knockoff technology.

Watch the video below as Jerry unveils an iPad and Nintendo DS version of the iPad. They do know we’ve had this kind of technology for years now right?

I would also like to mention they now sell e-readers. Why would I purchase a second rate e-reader from a Japanese company when Barnes & Noble, a red blooded American company sells a perfectly good Nook? Why would I purchase a Sony tablet when Apple, a red blooded American company sells a perfectly good iPad? Why should I buy a PS3 when Microsoft, a red blooded American company offers a perfectly good Xbox-360?

Maybe if Sony focused more on not letting its users personal information get stolen off their network; maybe if Sony focused more on providing an online experience up to par with Xbox Live; maybe if Sony didn’t let their only two notable franchises (Final Fantasy and Grand Theft Auto) cross over to the Xbox the PS3 would serve a larger purpose than it does now: Being a blue-ray player.

Who cares if they won the women’s world cup, it’s the women’s world cup, we slapped them in the face with two nukes. Buy American products and sell your stock in Sony.

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