Skyrim Lets Two Bros or Two Chicks Get Hitched, Apparently News

This fucking news story has been blowing up my twitter all day. Like, are we serious? HO MAN IT’S SO EDGY. SAME SEX MARRIAGE IN VIDYA GAMES. Like, I’m not saying, “who cares?” But…who cares? Why is this even news? Anyone ever played a game called FABLE? It came out in 2004 and let you do just this. OH, and if I recall, it let you bone as two dudes/chicks as well. Like straight up softcore circa 2004. Don’t get all preachy with me and tell me I’m heartless, because I’m not and you have the wrong idea. This just shouldn’t be NEWS. Understand? Why does it matter? Marry whoever/whatever the hell you want. This is one of the most popular news stories today, meanwhile the fucking GAME FUEL is coming back to shelves and literally NOBODY sheds a tear of joy. Heartless world we live in.

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Brett founded NEG in 2010 because he's loved games his whole life. Combining his knowledge with others in the local gaming scene has resulted in something special. In addition to the website, he coordinates gaming charity events and works in digital marketing. His favorites are shooters and adventure games. He will also destroy you in any instrument in Rock Band or Guitar Hero (including singing).